foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up
tastefullyoffensive:

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funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

ghdos:

herdreadsrock:

1000-life-hacks:

A great money saving technique.

Doing this now.

Gonna give this a try.